When a nigga asks why all my shit is cherry flavoured
Guys I made a new game
to play you exhibit as much sociopath behavior as possible.and see how long until someone stages an intervention.
I came here to do stats and fuck bitches
In our digital age love is a data mining exercise.
I am a shallow human being motivated by carnal desires.
Upon realizing these two things, I did something new for me.
I made a Tinder account. Now.Here’s how I intend to exploit this system. People say the bigger the net the bigger the catch and meeting people ( women ) is a numbers game. Based on this we can conclude that one should always swipe right (ie like everyone).The other three factors listed in order of importance are: the picture(s), shared interests, the bio.Note how I didn’t put friends up there, because due to the nature of tinder (hookup app) it’s not desired to have friends in common. People on here are looking for something quick and dirty, the possibility of seeing someone again through an acquaintance is not that exciting.
So here’s my action plan:
1. Create a facebook profile tailored to my tinder account
2. Take some excellent photos, shop the crap out of them until I’m hot
3. like all the popular pages
4. write a short and funny bio
One way that a dude broke the system is he added “featured match” on top of his photo. This is some good marketing, I’m not sure if I can replicate his results now that it has been done. I’m going to do some more research to find out how to make my picture as attractive as possible. I think the main things are pretty face, active lifestyle, social status, and to add that magic touch let’s say self-confidence/happiness.
That outlines my second sociopathic experiment.
A journey begins
I stopped watching porn.
laugh all you want, but this is a big deal. I’m hoping to rewire my brain back to normal. By extension I also stopped fapping. We’ll see how this goes. I expect it to be a sort of spiritual experience of personal growth. Part of it will be interacting with real human beings. I expect to get a +5 in psychopathic charisma and a +2 in active living.
Features of dating me
Sarcastic as shit
likes to take long walks
has aspirations n shit
makes plans like a boss
likes food more than people
will tell you what pancake means in Russian
Feelings and how to destroy them
strap yourself in because shit is about to go down.
If you don’t like reading my personal stuff just scroll the fuck on like the lower mortal you are.
Today I was told by an INFP that I am a big softie and that I have feelings. And I don’t want to admit it, but I think that she’s right.I do really like her and I do feel things and I’m not good at it. When I’m around her I feel all common sense leaving my body, colloquially this is referred to as love. So I just let it all flow and let my feels carry me like a river, being completely honest and see through and vulnerable. But the thing is that this would have to be a long distance relationship and I’m not sure if I want that. And for once I actually don’t know what to do, and what direction I want to go in. For now we agreed to be just friends. It is time to follow up on the advice I gave so many people in my situation.
Let the bridges you burn light the way.
Just fucking do it. What I’m really afraid is that I’ll have trouble finding someone that accepts me as much as she does in my new environment. So what I’m scared of is being vulnerable with strangers. So I’m afraid that if I show people my true self I won’t be loved. So I actually care about what people think about me. And that sounds like cowardice. I want to be strong enough on the inside to not care about extraneous opinions.
I am going to put this into self development. I am going to start training in martial arts on my own like the disciplined badass that I am and I am going to do lots of other things that I want to do. Like paint and fuck cute girls. And not go to social events I don’t want to go to. and make myself awesome food. A new age begins.
( I actually say a new age begins every sunday, but this is serious)