I’m fucking done finals
I will be writing my last two final exams tomorrow. One at nine one at two. One professor is tumblr satan ( constantly yells about white male straight hegemony and FEMINIZUMS) the other is Nigerian Jesus ( makes us read about nigerian stuff and postcolonialism).
tomorrow will be awesome.
tomorrow will be easy
it will be short too. After I will quickly and efficiently pack my stuff and leave this hell hole redneck dump of a town and return home.
O FUCK i NEED TO SEND RESUMES
BIIIITCH. FUUUCK TITS ASS POOP DAMN BONOBABA GAZUBA ZUUZA ZUUU. I want a decent job. suitable for someone that just finished first year business. Like a data entry clerk. I don’t want to work in retail or any other generic minimal wage slave job. High school students can do those. I want to finally apply my INTJness in a professional environment. It doesn’t have to be fun, but it should be beneficial to my career, and lucrative of course.
If you fucking hate finals, if you fucking love Game of Thrones, if you don’t know who Peter dinklage is…
then click this link.
just got a B+ on my econ 102 final. Moneeyyy!
she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages
I have this problem where I watch Russian holiday movies during winter break and can’t talk about them with any of my friends on account of them not being Russian
I have never related more to a human being than this. This is too true. Soviet cinema is one of the most beautiful things in the world. Charodei is such a kind film
Trying to renew your Russian passport is like trying to invent the cure for cancer.
I just took some adderall, and I’m loving it. It’s adhd medication that’s supposed to help you focus. I don’t have adhd at all, so I’m getting more stuff done than a human should be allowed to. I just wrote 40 pages of econ notes and covered basically the whole course in one day. Jesus, this is amazing. The downside so far is that it fucks up your sleep schedule, without your sleep schedule even noticing it has a dick in its ass.
I hosted a board game night, and then went to bed at 7 am. The next night I played skyrim until 8 am. Now I plan to go to bed at 2 am. It’s saturday, my final is on monday at 9 am. But I’ll survive.
Oh and I handed in my last fucking english paper. Got an A- like a boss